 Rebecca Wolff is the author of three books of poems (Manderley, Figment, The King) and a forthcoming novel,
	 
	The Beginners (Riverhead, 2011). She is the founder and editor of Fence and Fence Books, and a fellow at the New York State Writers Institute.
Rebecca Wolff is the author of three books of poems (Manderley, Figment, The King) and a forthcoming novel,
	 
	The Beginners (Riverhead, 2011). She is the founder and editor of Fence and Fence Books, and a fellow at the New York State Writers Institute. 
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	Antiques Roadshow (Nounz 2 Verbz)
	 
	 
	drama drama
	drama drama
	drama drama the
	 
	things
	find their way
	into popular
	entertainment: can it truly be that
	 
	a higher culture . . . Grandma's
	 
	Navajo blanket rape pillage? Your
	 
	weeping 30,000
	dollars. Angel
	Moroni risen a real
	 
	relic. Word reaches back 
	to early Victorians: Those young Americans
	 
	are Morons! It's a 
	 
	hodge podge
	hodge podge
	hodge podge. Now I have to go
	 
	memorabilia Devo.
	 
	 
	 
	Admit No Impediment
	 
	 
	I’m going to get up from the table
	and go to the bathroom
	 
	When I get back,
	if your napkin has moved
	from the left side of your plate
	to the right, I’ll
	know you want to.
	 
	There will be no need to speak.
	Or, wait a minute,
	maybe it should be if your napkin
	hasn’t moved.
	 
	I want to make this
	as easy for you
	as I can.