John G. Hartness is a recovering theatre geek who likes loud music, fried pickles and cold beer. He’s been published online in several journals including The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, cc&d, Deuce Coupe and Truckin’. He can be found online at here and spends too much time on Twitter, especially after a few beers.
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