Mike Joyce is the Editor-in-Chief of Literary Orphans. As a day job, he works in the realm of social justice. He spends his (dwindling) free time bumming around Chicago and discreetly staring at people. Last Tuesday, someone stared back--and asked him to fill out a simple survey regarding his opinion of the perforations in paper towel rolls. His work has appeared in or is forthcoming in numerous publications, such as The Molotov Cocktail and Right Hand Pointing.---------
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